Ahoy me HEARTies, not long now until we take to the seas and have loads of swashbuckling fun on Treasure Island.
I’m delighted to be back at the Pavilion for my seventh Panto, it really is the best fun you can have without being on an island with Johnny Depp, bottles of rum and a mountain of gold coins.
I’m still a very busy wee pirate presenting the Heart Breakfast Show, I should point out this is a big fancy brand and not a PIRATE radio station. You can also catch up with my tales in the Sunday Mail magazine where I write a weekly column.
I’m so excited about this year’s show as I’m certain it’s the biggest cast ever with a splendid array of vagabonds and chancers. Anyway, I’ll leave you with this thought. A Pirate walks into a bar with a chocolate bar on top of his hat. ‘Why do you have that?’ asks the barman, ‘I’ve got a Bounty on my head.’ I promise the Panto will be significantly funnier.... ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR : )